The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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