is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
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