is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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