You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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