You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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