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That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.

(954): View more from Florida

Apparently hers is a theme park.

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(408): View more from California

i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.

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(847): View more from Illinois

If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen

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(727): View more from Florida

the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick

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(647): View more from Ontario

Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay

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(310): View more from California

Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.

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(949): View more from California

My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark

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