It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
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This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
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Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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