I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
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she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
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Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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