for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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