just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
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Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
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My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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