I think my vagina is haunted
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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