Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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