Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
i dont even know how to be here
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Randomize
