Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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