Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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