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I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
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I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
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I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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