Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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