Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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