At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
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i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
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I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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