Where are you?
In a non slutty way
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
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I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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