new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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