Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
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You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
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OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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