Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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