is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
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Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
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we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
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