38 yer olds are good kisserssss
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
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Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
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I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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