Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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