He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Fuck appropriateness.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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