Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
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He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
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Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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