I want to stick my p in your. b.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Randomize
