so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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