problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Randomize
