So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Randomize
