We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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