I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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