Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
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I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
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second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid