drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
You're like the curious george of whores
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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