Don't make out with my wife yet
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
So many bounce houses so little time
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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