I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Randomize