Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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