Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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