Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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