You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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