Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?