Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
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Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
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This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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