JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
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Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
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All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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