So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
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Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
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sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
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