Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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