For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
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The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
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drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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