I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Randomize
