Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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