I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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