My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
The adults are the big ones right?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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