ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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