just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
we should paint friendship bongs
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