Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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