THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
Randomize
